ALERT: Temporal Anomaly in Golden Gate Park Unstable

SAN FRANCISCO - The anomalous area around the San Francisco Botanical Garden in Golden Gate Park has reached what seems to be an unstable level of flux and a temporal radiation warning has been issued by the CiDR Temporal Radiation Safety Initiative. Citizens are urged to avoid the area after dark until further notice. There is no danger during the day.

Signs of temporal anomaly were first observed by lead researcher Justyn Myers more than a month ago, and CiDR researchers have been keeping a close eye on the area--which is now being referred to as 'The Botanical Dimension'--since then.

CiDR researchers are continuing to monitor the area remotely and a field research team will be sent in to investigate as soon it is deemed safe.